Overheard, Brisbane MX.
Man I love you sometimes Brisbane.
When the self-represented litigant accuses Gummow J of being a dictator, you know the special leave application is not going well...
| MR WILSON: | Down in Canberra they have erect the Magna Carta monument. Have you been to see it? You will not answer? Mr Callinan, have you seen it? |
| CALLINAN J: | Look, you cannot really ask me questions, but, yes, I did see it, Mr Wilson. |
| MR WILSON: | Well, this is a two-way thing, you were asking me questions and I am asking you. |
| GUMMOW J: | No, it is not a two-way thing, actually. |
| MR WILSON: | It is not? |
| GUMMOW J: | No. |
| MR WILSON: | You are a dictator, are you? |
| GUMMOW J: | No. |
| MR WILSON: | “You just lay down and I say nothing.” |
| GUMMOW J: | No. |
| MR WILSON: | It is not on. |
| GUMMOW J: | No, you are here to make your submissions on which we then rule. |
| MR WILSON: | Yes. |
| GUMMOW J: | We try to assist you by asking questions so that you can respond to what is on our mind. |
| MR WILSON: | Your job - - - |
| GUMMOW J: | Do not lecture us on what our job is, please. |
| MR WILSON: | Your job is to ensure fairness. |
| GUMMOW J: | No, it is not. |
| MR WILSON: | It is not? |
| GUMMOW J: | It is to apply justice, according to law. |
| MR WILSON: | And what is justice? Justice is the protection of rights and the punishment of wrongs and justice is what I am after. Justice means - - - |
| GUMMOW J: | Justice, according to law. |
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Posted 1 year ago
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Sometimes I want to just turn my law essays into rants, then I think - I am paying thousands of dollars for this shit, I probably should not fail it :/
"To use the rather colourful imagery that internet piracy conjures up in a highly imperfect analogy, the file being shared in the swarm is the treasure, the BitTorrent client is the ship, the .torrent file is the treasure map, The Pirate Bay provides treasure maps free of charge and the tracker is the wise old man that needs to be consulted to understand the treasure map."
Roadshow Films Pty Ltd v iiNet Limited (No. 3) [2010] FCA 24 - COWDROY J (via dream-is-collapsing)
this made me smile.
rofl.
i’m so lame.
this.
Posted 3 years ago
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